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>> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. thank you for joining us. our guests tonight shall we're excited about this from the hill aruous television program key and peele, we have keele and pee on the show tonight. chors plaus. >> jon: lucky was farsd, man, those dudes are funny. if you are anything like me, you can't digest milkment but also-- (laughter) you watch a lot of television news. and if you do you might have noticed the question that is increasingly on the med why's mind. >> was this racist? an alabama sorority accused of rejecting a candidate because she's black. >> to smear an entire segment of the population, are they racist? >> race, is race an issue here? >> was race a factor? >> are you racist? >> am i a racist? (laughter)

>> jon: never ask a question you don't know the answer to. (laughter) the media they are just askinging they don't know. everything is happening, they are just passengers on this crazy bus called news. (laughter) >> fear not, for tonight we settle the investigationing questions with our brand-new segment, racist or not racist? jessica william, jason jones, aasif manned very. thank you for joining us. we are very excited about this segment. it's a beautiful segment, a big segment. >> okay, well, first of all that is one weak segment title. (laughter) >> jon: you have a better title. >> yeah, of course i do. >> jon: okay. >> welcome to straight trippers or we cool. >> jon: isn't that title racist. >> oh, yes, definitely, but not if i say it. >> jon: all right, let's go on to our first story if we k we will start this is an easy one if you want, easy

one. >> halloween is over but its controversy surrounding a costume is continuing after a boy dressed as a member of the ku klux klan. >> jon: okay, remember we're starting fresh. panel wa, do you think opinions racist. >> i want to say adorable. (laughter) >> that is racist, jon. >> what are you guying talking about. he looks like a pointy ghost. >> what? >> okay, fine, racist but adorable racist. >> all right. we're going move on to the story, slightly more difficult. this is difficult. >> white republican from texas came up with an unorthodox strategy to appeal to a mostly black democratic voting districtment he just simply implied that he was black as well. >> jon: white republican, black voting district. said he was black-- implied he was blacks racist, not

racist? >> i'm going to need a little bit more info on this one, jon. >> like how did he imply that he was black? >> jon: i know, maybe he indicated he -- >> jon, jon -- >> you don't even know what i was going to say. >> don't i know, don't i know what you were going to say. >> okay, fine, you probably do. actually, i think we do v if i may, we have a little more info. here is one of the candidate dave wilson's radio ads. >> this is killing the hopes and dreams of our chrn. >> i have had about enough of him. >> what are we going to do? >> i'm voting for dave wilson. >> jon: and here's dave wilson. (laughter) panel? >> racist. >> smart but racist. >> jon: jason jones. >> i'm going to go with creative. >> i think it's hilarious but it's totally racist. >> jon: okay right, big surprise there. >> excuse me? >> jon: you know, because-- you know, you

are -- >> what? i'm what? >> jon: no, no because es -- >> what, what am i-- . >> jon: because he's not-- all i'm saying it would be nice if we could get some impartial judges in here. >> jon: let me just say this, no, no, no. you feel like you're not in a power position, i understand that. let's get some other judges in here. i think that might help. >> seriously that would help me out a lot. >> jon: please welcome key and peele. key and peele? (cheers and applause) >> i think we can do this now. >> jon, their not impartial. >> what are you talking about, we're both mixed race. >> it literally doesn't get any more impartial than that. >> come on, you are both-- you're both -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> whoa, whoa, racist, right there, racist. >> jon: can we just stay focused. a couple more, a washington post columnist named richard

cohen who recently defended the tea party against charges of racism by suggesting that the country is just changing faster than they can adapt. which he phrased thusly. >> people with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor elect of new york, a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. >> jon: yes. >> that guy is straight up racist. >> he's a volcano of hate. >> against white people. >> jon: wait, what? >> he's giving quite people no credit. basically he's saying hey, you got to cut the tea party some slack because they can't think straight because they are trying too hard not to vomit when they see a black guy with a white girl, right? or maybe two white girls. >> yeah, three. (laughter) >> or like you know three white girls and an asian. >> oh yeah, what is he doingment he's just chillin it, at first. >> jon: guys, listen, panel. why is the guy chillin at

first. why is the asian guy, he's just checking the scene out. i understand-- he is plotting what he is going to do. >> what is he going to hit first. >> jon: that came very naturally to you guy, fant see, very nice. all right, let's move on to our final example. sarah palin. >> racist. >> racist. >> racist. >> jon: hold on! hold on! just hold on a second! (cheers and applause) >> let me show the clip. >> you feel very passionate about the news the other day you gave a speech in which you compared it to slavery. >> yes, there is another definition of slavery. and that is being beholden to some kind of laughter that is-- master that is not of your choosing. yes, the national debt will be like slavery when the note comes due. (laughter) >> jon: okay, all right, spoke too soon. >> not racist. >> yeah just stupid.

>> more onic. (cheers and applause) >> jon: thank you so much. everybody, racist, not a racist, we'll be right back after this.v v x4#1$jn ,.er95mp

>> jon: i have very good news. as of today new york's new

mayor isn't the only thing about new york city that is freakishly tall. >> it's official now. the new world trade center building in new york city is now the tallest skyscraper in the country. >> jon: whooo! when we do it, we do it big in celebration. of course, with the-- but still tallest building in america. and we weren't always sure it would happen. >> an international panel of architects ruled that the needle atop one world trade center is a spire, not just an antenna and is thus a permanent part of the building. >> it's the spire on top that makes it the tallest building in the united states. >> jon: oh yeah! (laughter)

spire on top. of course obviously the only concern with having a spire like that on top of a new york skyscraper is keeping stripper king kong off of it. (laughter) putting himself through giant ape college. now i suppose that because we're now number one, urtly-- unfortunately, somebody else has to be number two. >> the top chicago the sears tower which held the title for four decades. >> i think this is less about the competition of the cities this time because of the significance of this building. >> jon: you know, popi, i couldn't agree more. the world trade center brings all americans together. what kind of an [bleep] would see this as a competition. >> to all the experts are gathered in one room. if it looks like an antenna, acts like an antenna, then guess what it is an antenna. >> node this wonderful sunny day in chicago are you standing in the tallest

occupied spot in a building that you can stand in north america. and that will continue to be the case regardless of the decision made by the council. (laughter) >> jon: what you talking about-- willis tower. what you-- (applause) fine, fine! we'll take tallest building in the united states and you can have tallest occupied spot in a building you can stand in north america. (laughter) you know what, chicago, what are you so mad been. we already gave you guys murder capitol of the united states. you really think shall you really think we can't kill more people than you? (laughter) please. we let you win. come on. let's not do this. they're both great buildings, both great city, i love chi, you know what, let's have a toast. a little toast to new york and chicago. we'll have-- oh, a little

ger trude bertram-- did we really-- is this real? oh. i think it would be ginger ale but it's not. a toast to peace between new york and chicago. >> while new york city won today, it's no contest which city takes the cake when it comes to, well, just about everything else. >> deep dish pizza is quite good (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> jon: okay. i was gonea be nice. but now you've gone too far. let me explain something. deep dish pizza is not only not better than new york pizza, it's not pizza.

(cheers and applause) >> jon: it's a [bleep] casserole. (laughter) i'm surprised you haven't thought to complete your deep dish pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top of it. it's a corn bread business the question which you melted cheese on and then in defines of god and man and all things holy you poured mar nara sauce atop the cheese, atop, the cheese, on top, the sauce, naked, on display like some sort of sauce whore. you know the expression there is no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza. your pizza is like sex with a corps made of sand paper. let me tell you something this is not pizza! this is tomato soup in a bread bowl. this is an aboveground

marinara swimming pool for a rat. let me tell you something about your [bleep] not pizza! i want to know when i get drunk and pass out on my pizza that i am not going to drown. let me tell you something-- i look at this -- (cheers and applause) >> jon: i look at this, you son of a bitch, i look at this -- -- all right, we'll give you a deep dish pizza, i don't know whether to eat it or throw a coin in it and make a wish. and if i made a wish it would be that i wish for some real [bleep] pizza! now, now! (cheers and applause) with all due respect i realize it's very cold in chicago, very cold. it's windy, you need to be able to i don't know, have a pizza and maybe cut it open and climb inside it to keep warm. seriously, who are you

kidding? who uses an iron skill et to make a pizza? you don't use an iron skill et to make a pizza. you use it to fend off someone who tries to serve you a [bleep] pizza made with an iron skill et. here's how i know i'm right. you call it chicago style pizza. you call it deep dish pizza, stuffed pizza. you know what we call it, uh? you know what we call this? you know what we call this? pizza! (cheers and applause) oh, that's nice. and by the way, you don't put tomato and celery on hot dogs either. everybody knows there are three acceptable kondziments, onions,-- and

(cheers and applause) welcome back. my guest tonight, the stars of key and peele. >> i just got this letter from an insurance company that looks like we are officially on the same insurance. >> what! >> yes. >> tell me we did it. >> we got dental. >> i'm going to get a rudy filling and a-- tammy, tammy, tammy, tammy. >> i just-- the insurance is only for real medical problems and even then we have a deductible. >> i'm going to deduct the fat from my ass and put them on my-- so i look like mickey mouse. >> all right, listen.

>> jon: key and peele. (cheers and applause) thank you, guys. >> thank you. >> jon: and by the way, thank you for earlier, these guy, let me tell you something about these two talented people. so they are busy people, we do-- you guys want to go out there and rehearse, no, we're cool. they come out, they [bleep] nailed the thing. >> thank you. >> thank you. easy to work there, that is fancy. we had to work that, fancy. >> jon: that's cool because i make up my stuff. >> oh, right. >> jon: yeah. i don't-- sometimes they will have word and i8's be like no. >> you like to go with no net. >> jon: that's what i'm talking about. >> no net. >> jon: actually gi with phonetics. what is it, four years now, is this the fourth season. >> third season-- fourth season just got announced. wreree going to do a fourth season. i'm already in there.

>> he's written half the season already. >> jon: you brought the improv. >> second city over here. >> second city i was in amsterdam doing boom chicago which you probably haven't heard of. >> jon: i have heard of amsterdam. but boom chicago, what is that? >> it was a blur. it is a chicago style comedy theatre in amsterdam deep dish comedy. yup. i was told that here you guys just do comedy. >> jon: we just call it comedy. how did-- so dow add mad tv how did it come aboutness we met in chicago, second city. yeah, his group from amsterdam came to chicago. and they were performing there and that's where we met. one of the writers on our show introdusd us. and then it was just like a nerdout session. >> jon: it was really.

>> immediately you thought oh, i like this guy. i can work with this guy. >> it was an absolute male crush. >> uh-huh. >> we went to a diner, just three and a half hours. >> talking about monty python and other funny things. but it was great. and then serendipitously ended up on mad tv together. >> jon: that wasn't, i thought that is maybe where you -- >> no, we met before that. >> jon: and is that where the plans were much had because the sketch, what i love about the show is it's always surprising. there's always, you set up a premise but you take it in a different direction. it's so well done. >> thanks. >> jon: you should be very proud. >> we really are. we have a great staff. >> jon: i heard your staff is to good. >> the staff is not good. >> jon: i hearded show is good but the staff is very, very bad, very bad. >> drain on the resource. >> that's the advantage of doing a sketch show is you get to do different, it's a hollo dex to be perfectly nerdy. >> jon: at what pint in the diner conversation dow throw out the word hollodex.

>> two hours in, i don't want to throw it out materialee this time. >> you have to gauge someone. >> are they ready for a straight star trek reference. >> i think was less than 9 o-- 90 minutes in, before that reference came i believe this happened. it was like next generation? (laughter) >> jon: is it probing you. >> uh-huh. >> jon: so ever one of these, like star wars, star trek, that was already settled that it would be star trek. >> do we even know, i mean we're clearly -- >> see that's the wa way-- that's-- . >> jon: i love key and peele broke off. the end came quickly. >> right here. >> jon: star wars trek. >> we have a star wars theme this year. i just said it. kandellorisian. >> jon: you say you like the twist. >> we have a landeau

clarisian. >> jon: people do you do a hilarious president anger translator. has the president, do you ever from them, the president go up and go gentlemen, i'm not that angry. is there anything -- >> we met him. we got to meet him which i'm sure you have many times. >> jon: i have met him a couple of times on the show. and he always has never spoke tone me off air. (laughter) >> jon: i will be like thank you mr. president. >> i'm out. >> he stiff arms -- >> so. >> first of all he said i had to this cavalcade that took him around, a bunch of quite guys, he goes very nice meeting you and he comes and gives us bro hugs. he got rit in there and we were like i hope there's not a red dot on my forehead. he's -- >> and then the real awesome he said its anger translator,

he goes, you know, i need luther, i need him. first thing out of his mouth. so it literally con termed what we were writing. because we thought that is never going to happen. he was great, it was great. >> superfunny guy. >> jon: that's wonderful. >> it was cool. >> jon: did you ever say like-- you shouldn't watch so much tv? (laughter) >> you should be doing other things. >> i love it, so nice to you have on the show. it just s great, max hes me laugh every time. >> an honor. >> jon: key and peele on wednesdays. comedy centrals. jordan peele, it's great! (cheers and applause)